FTW

MATT DROPPED (AND ABANDONED) A HALE AND HEARTY OYSTER CRACKER IN FRONT OF THE MARY BOONE GALLERY. (TAKEN WITH MY PHONE)

BEET SALAD WITH MANGO - THE SUNDAY NIGHT BLUES RECOVERY ACT.

YESTERDAY I HAD BRUNCH IN RICCI'S GARDEN.

I WENT TO THE RYAN MCGINLEY OPENING LAST NIGHT... WASN'T EXPECTING TO ACTUALLY GET IN THE DOOR - CRAZY! THEN ENDED UP AT SOME RANDOM PARTY ON HOWARD AND CROSBY - DRANK FREE CHAMPAGNE AND FOUND THIS SIGN IN THE BATHROOM. (TAKEN WITH MY PHONE)

YASHICA MAT 124G - I BOUGHT THIS OFF OF CRAIGSLIST LAST NIGHT... TOTALLY SPOOKY - I WENT WAY OUT TO STATEN ISLAND ON THE FERRY - THEN ANOTHER HOUR ON THE TRAIN TO A PLACE CALLED "GREAT KILLS". I MET THE GUY WHO WAS SELLING IT IN A DARK PARKING LOT IN THE RAIN. HE PULLED UP IN A CAR WITH A BIG MUSTACHE AND DALLAS COWBOYS JACKET. I WAS LIKE HOLY CRAP, I'M GOING TO DIE. HE WAS SUPER NICE AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GET IN THE CAR SINCE IT WAS RAINING. I WAS LIKE "NO, I'M FINE..." HE PULLED THE CAMERA OUT OF A BROWN PAPER BAG AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I ASKED HIM IF I COULD LOAD A ROLL OF FILM INTO IT TO MAKE SURE IT WORKED PROPERLY. HE SAID "YEAH, BUT GET IN THE CAR SO YOU DON'T GET IT WET". I GOT INTO THE CAR BUT LEFT THE DOOR OPEN WITH ONE FOOT FIRMLY PLANTED ON THE PAVEMENT OUTSIDE. THE CAMERA WORKS PERFECTLY... AND MY STORY DIDN'T END UP AS A REENACTMENT ON FORENSIC FILES ON TRU TV. I'M SURE HE'S A NICE GUY BUT WOW, ONE NEVER KNOWS.

MEGAN AND ALBERT - SHOT WITH MY TWIN LENS REFLEX CAMERA. PRINTING ALBERT WAS INSAME - HE ABSORBS ALL LIGHT... I THINK HE'S A BLACKHOLE.

CHAVEZ AND DAVID






CHAVEZ HAD A PLAY DATE WITH HIS ONE-EYED FRIEND DAVID ON SATURDAY. AFTER HOURS OF WRASTLING HE WAS PRETTY WORN OUT. WHEN WE GOT HOME HE PASSED OUT FOR HOURS. I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO EXHAUSTED.

LENTILS

FAMILY TRIP






THE BAHAMAS - I WENT TO NASSAU IN FEBRUARY. THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PHOTOS FROM THE TRIP.

WANAMINGO MINNESOTA - MY FAMILY MOVED TO THIS HOUSE IN 1988. I WAS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. THE NATIVES WERE CONFUSED AND CONFUSING.